Monticello

Montiviolin

A box of t-shirts that say “I survived the Revolution of 1800 and all I got was this stupid shirt”

Purchase, NY

A barrel full of used neckerchiefs

George Washington’s teeth

Three bananas

A one way ticket to hell

A one way ticket to Purchase, NY

New doilies for the White House

Gum

—B. Rudeen

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