Forced redistribution of land
Treating poor people as equal members of society
Sharing the caviar with your maid
State-mandated pajamas patterned with the faces of the revolutionary fathers
Talking to Aunt Martha about the values of the revolution while waiting in line for your rations of Jell-O and sriracha sauce
Having to say and spell proleteareat and bourjwasie
Inability to shower in Benjamins because the state mandates that you downgrade to twenties
State-mandated hourly trust falls to reinforce solidarity among compatriots
Cosmo features sex advice from government officials to meet its requirement for state propaganda
Overalls
—R. Lopez
