Things We Haven’t Fried Yet

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Water

Weight-loss pills

U.S. flag (edit: according to NBC News, Tennessee did so in 2006)

The philosophical concept of love

Semen (edit: refer to www.cookingwithcum.com)

Canadian tears

Patriotism

Guns

Taxes

Re-refried beans

Shame

Balloons, probably

Justin Bieber (however, soon to be roasted)

Your parents’ disapproval

The Chinese economy

 

-J. Shi

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