-An overdue library book with a late fee of 20 doubloons.
-19 doubloons
-10,000 notes home to Mr. and Mrs. Jones urging them to tell their son to stop sinking ships and taking the souls of lost sailors
-A picture of Davy Jones’s algebra teacher with a heart drawn around it
-A restraining order from Davy Jones’s algebra teacher
-A discarded piece of paper with the lyrics to a love song about Davy Jones by the Counting Crows
-A whimsically adventurous sea sponge and a mentally deficient starfish
-Old, old, old, old, old Spice
–Treasure, a CD with the hit single by Bruno Mars
-A single, sad, 1000-year-old contraceptive
-A Game Boy Color
-An embarrassingly extensive collection of CDs from the band Sirens, which, let’s face it, hasn’t been cool for millennia
-The souls of thousands of God-fearing, good men, doomed to an eternity of crushing stillness at the bottom of the sea
-Sweaty gym socks
—J. Bentley and C. Rudeen
