Alex: So, what’s the move tonight? You rolling Warts?
Sam: Warts?
Alex: Yeah, you know, Warts? The club? Midweek rager vibes?
Sam: Are you sure that’s what it’s called?
Alex: Yeah bro, 100%. And if you go every week, you get to be a Warts Scholar.
Sam: Right…But no, I’m just going to hit up the Sillibutt later and work on this essay.
Alex: Hit the what?
Sam: The Sillibutt… The Silliman… Buttery?
Alex: [Raises an eyebrow] That’s… different. I mean, won’t that clog up your computer’s charging port?
Sam: Please tell me you know what a buttery actually is.
Alex: Uh, yeah, duh. They’re those secret butter stashes in each building. You know, in case your suite kitchen runs out? It’s literally in the name, dude…
Sam: And here I thought you were actually catching on.
Alex: [Oblivious] Oh, by the way, I was talking to my Froyo earlier—
Sam: Do you mean FroCo?
Alex: —Right, Frozone. You know, the first-year counselor?
Sam: That’s the guy from The Incredibles, Alex.
Alex: Um…sure. Frodo. Anyway, they’re super chill. We might hit up Good Nature later if you’re down to join.
Sam: [Side-eyeing] Alex, I’m going to need to see your Yale ID.
– E. Upson
