1. Matrispinaphobia: Fear of stepping on the crack and breaking your mother’s back
  2. Camotunicaphobia: Fear of that one shadow in your room that looks like a demon but is actually just your jacket
  3. Ovaphobia: Fear of being compared to an egg
  4. Erectodysfunctophobia: Fear of knowing I’ll never be enough for you (Mindy, please take me back)
  5. Arachnophobia: Fear of the great responsibility that comes with being bitten by a spider
  6. Nullprenupaphobia: Fear of your ex-wife taking half of your fortune
  7. Metaphobia: Fear of phobias
  8. Wabbitophobia: Fear of getting tricked by Bugs Bunny disguised as a beautiful lady rabbit
  9. Kafkaphobia: Fear of becoming a cockroach
  10. Normalphobia: Fear of scary things
  11. Roosephobia: Fear of fear itself
  12. Sociobetaphobia: Fear of walking past a group of middle school girls in the mall
  13. Minestronephobia: Fear of drowning in soup
  14. Homophobia: Fear of the early hominid Homo Erectus
  15. Agoraphobia: Fear of Ancient Greek marketplaces