hello, dirty boy.
you look like an everything
bagel, with cream cheese

voice of the Lorax
star of Twins and Matilda
Danny DeVito

the moon is like cheese
but just metaphorically
fuck, that’s simile

luminescent moon?
overenthusiastic.
you just reflect sun

people love haikus
especially white people
appropriation

oh gorilla glue
it’s good to use as lip balm
mmmmm! mmm mmm! mm m!

homoerotic
firefighters extinguish flames
but ignite my heart <3

yale record dot org
costs 15 dollars a year
the best domain name

—Staff

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