Corporations are rarely named Jeremy and are never my new dad

I don’t have a dead corporation in my garage

I don’t hold onto the childish hope that a corporation will tell me he’s proud of me

I’ve never mowed down a corporation in my Nissan Altima

No corporations yelled that my throws were effeminate during a baseball game

Corporations can’t contract hepatitis via blood transfusion

Corporations can have many arms but a person only has two, one of which is five feet down the road from my Nissan Altima

I’ve been inside a corporation

—Staff