Thinly guillotine and serve on rye with thousand island dressing
Microwave for two minutes with the cup loosely covered
Prepare French-style (cooked by a rat with a dream)
Pulp into ice cream, serve with silver spoon
Stuff with shredded SAT prep books
Braise in holy wine and say grace before eating
Grind into Beyond Meat (The Impossible Billionaire)
Pickle for a week in an Amazon piss bottle
Have a thoughtful conversation about class struggle, then cook in giant air fryer
Kebab
—Staff
