Drank underage

Forgot to use his turn signal

Put pineapple on borscht

Said “Awesome sauce”

Kissed his brother on the lips

Didn’t wash his hands after a big messy number two

Tried to get his friends to call him “L.L. Cool Bean”

Asked the teacher if they were going to collect the homework

Didn’t hold the door open for a pregnant woman

Was unapologetically himself