Jewish Camp: Jewish
Band Camp: Lame
Rock Camp: Baller
Space Camp: Lame and Rich
Surf Camp: Baller and Rich
Boy Scout Camp: Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, and Reverent
Girl Scout Camp: Girl
Fat Camp: Fat
Football Camp: Fat and Strong
Cooking Camp: Fat and Rich
Science Camp: Nerd
Coding Camp: Meganerd
Math Camp: Pathetic Nerd
Journalism Camp: Deranged
Knife Camp: Normal

—H. Rubin

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